I’m guessing Dave’s not a big mobile devices kinda guy. A couple of my favorite lines in here:
Even little Jimmy Fallon doesn’t have one.
For people who don’t like kids, or don’t like the kids they have, it comes with photos of a family. So you’re not buying an unnecessary electronic device … you’re buying a family.
Oh, and a couple of reasons from the Top 10 list:
Questions to Ask Yourself Before Waiting in Line for the iPad:
Number 8: Really, what the hell is it?
Number 3: Is it a bad sign no one can explain what the hell it is
Spotted this via: everythingiPad